So the orientation show last night was an unqualified success. Thanks to all 900 freshmen (and a couple other people, too) for showing up and rocking out. Sorry to the eleven o'clock show for having run out of t-shirts, but our promise to you is FREE T-SHIRTS AT EVERY HAMMERKATZ SHOW so come check out the next show when you're low on clean clothes.
Auditions soon. Official website soon. Hit us at email@example.com if you wanna be on the e-mail list.