ALL NEW FREE SHOW, SATURDAY MARCH 3RD

ALL NEW SKETCH COMEDY ON SATURDAY MARCH 3RD

7TH FLOOR OF SILVER CENTER, NOT 8TH FLOOR OF KIMMEL AS USUAL

SHOWS AT 9 PM AND 11 PM

If you've been saying to yourself, how can I have an incredible Saturday night in New York, but not pay any money? I'm here to tell you, all you have to do is not eat, and go to a Hammerkatz show. Because both of those are FREE! Coming up before you know it, THIS SATURDAY at the 7th floor of SILVER CENTER, at 9 PM and 11 PM, HammerkatzNYU has all new sketch comedy for your enjoyment.

No tickets necessary, just show up for the funny. Non-NYU admitted with gov't issued ID.

Montessori

Today in my performance art practicum (and yes, it's just as the title suggests), we had to think of a story when we first realized that boys and girls were "different." I was thinking about my childhood and the progressive Montessori preschool I attended, when I suddenly remembered the way the bathrooms were set up: boys and girls did their business in the same bathroom. Not only that, but there were no partitions on the toilets. So for a straight year, I watched every single one of my peers go wee wee. I would literally be sitting on the pot next to my guy friend taking a piss, and we'd just be chatting it up about Ninja Turtles. Looking back, the Tisch student in me is like, "Oh! Awesome! They were raising us in an embarassment-free atmosphere," but the more logical part in me wonders, "How was Montessori not sued?" and "Did this greatly affect/traumatize me in any way?" I don't remember getting to kindergarten and having trouble adapting to the sudden privacy of the "little girl's room," so I can rest assured that, traumatizing or not, my progressive preschool didn't hinder me from adapting to the more regular rules of society.


So...can I watch you take a piss?

ALL NEW FREE MARCH SHOW!

THE DATE IS TENTATIVELY MARCH 10TH

THE SHOW MAY BE EARLIER THAT WEEK

CHECK BACK SOON FOR UPDATES!

ALL NEW FREE SHOW, FRIDAY FEBRUARY 9TH

Look, we all know you want to see Norbit and sure, it's opening on Friday February 9th, the same day as the ALL NEW HAMMERKATZ SKETCH COMEDY SHOW. But people, you can see Norbit on Saturday, you can only see Hammerkatz on Friday AT 9 PM AND 11 PM ON THE 8TH FLOOR OF KIMMEL. So while it may be difficult, please try to restrain from seeing Norbit the moment it comes out, because HammerkatzNYU has got some original sketch comedy for you.


HAMMERKATZ NYU

ALL NEW SKETCH COMEDY

8TH FLOOR OF KIMMEL

FRIDAY FEBRUARY 9TH

9 PM

AND

11 PM