MARCH SHOW!!!!!!!!!!
HammerkatzNYU all new FREE sketch show
SATURDAY, MARCH 7
KIMMEL, 8TH FLOOR (Shorin)
9 AND 11 PM
After four short weeks away, HammerkatzNYU has an all new show for you to enjoy.
Come see our all new HILARIOUS show!
Thursday, March 05, 2009
Friday, February 06, 2009
ALL NEW FREE SKETCH COMEDY
HammerkatzNYU all new FREE sketch show
SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 7
KIMMEL, 8TH FLOOR (Shorin)
9 AND 11 PM
We're finally out of Silver and back in the beauty of Kimmel! Come see our all new HILARIOUS show!
SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 7
KIMMEL, 8TH FLOOR (Shorin)
9 AND 11 PM
We're finally out of Silver and back in the beauty of Kimmel! Come see our all new HILARIOUS show!
Sunday, November 30, 2008
ALL NEW FREE GREAT SKETCH COMEDY FROM HAMMERKATZNYU
December. It sucks. Finals, winter, christmas... Lost doesn't premiere until January... We've got to find a way to get through this fucking horrible joyless month.
HAMMERKATZ NYU HAS AN ALL NEW FREE SHOW
IT'S THIS FRIDAY,
DECEMBER 5TH
7TH FLOOR OF SILVER
SHOWS AT 9 AND 11
FREE!!!!!!!
(non-NYU admitted with gov't ID)
Get some friends together and come see a free hilarious show this Friday.
NOTE: THIS SHOW IS NOT IN KIMMEL, IT IS IN SILVER... THE ROOM MAY REMIND YOU OF YOUR LECTURE, BUT THE COMEDY WILL MAKE YOU FORGET!
HAMMERKATZ NYU HAS AN ALL NEW FREE SHOW
IT'S THIS FRIDAY,
DECEMBER 5TH
7TH FLOOR OF SILVER
SHOWS AT 9 AND 11
FREE!!!!!!!
(non-NYU admitted with gov't ID)
Get some friends together and come see a free hilarious show this Friday.
NOTE: THIS SHOW IS NOT IN KIMMEL, IT IS IN SILVER... THE ROOM MAY REMIND YOU OF YOUR LECTURE, BUT THE COMEDY WILL MAKE YOU FORGET!
Monday, October 13, 2008
ALL NEW FREE SHOW!!!!!!!!!!! SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 1ST (7TH FLOOR OF SILVER)
OUR NEXT ALL NEW KICKASS SHOW IS SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 1ST (THE DAY AFTER HALLOWEEN!)
7TH FLOOR OF SILVER
SHOWS AT 9 AND 11
FREE!!!!!!!
(non-NYU admitted with gov't ID)
NOTE: THIS SHOW IS NOT IN KIMMEL, IT IS IN SILVER... THE ROOM MAY REMIND YOU OF YOUR LECTURE, BUT THE COMEDY WILL MAKE YOU FORGET!
7TH FLOOR OF SILVER
SHOWS AT 9 AND 11
FREE!!!!!!!
(non-NYU admitted with gov't ID)
NOTE: THIS SHOW IS NOT IN KIMMEL, IT IS IN SILVER... THE ROOM MAY REMIND YOU OF YOUR LECTURE, BUT THE COMEDY WILL MAKE YOU FORGET!
Sunday, September 21, 2008
ALL NEW FREE SHOW FRIDAY, SEPT. 26TH
OUR NEXT ALL NEW SHOW IS THIS FRIDAY
8TH FLOOR OF KIMMEL
SHOWS AT 9 AND 11
FREE!!!!!!!
(non-NYU admitted with gov't ID)
Thanks to all those who came out to audition!
and congratulations to the new Hammerkatz!
David Sidorov
Sean Ireland
Julia Nathan
Andy Zou
Andrew Short
Jenny Jaffe
8TH FLOOR OF KIMMEL
SHOWS AT 9 AND 11
FREE!!!!!!!
(non-NYU admitted with gov't ID)
Thanks to all those who came out to audition!
and congratulations to the new Hammerkatz!
David Sidorov
Sean Ireland
Julia Nathan
Andy Zou
Andrew Short
Jenny Jaffe
Tuesday, September 09, 2008
AUDITIONS!!!!!!!!!!
IT'S TIME TO AUDITION FOR HAMMERKATZ SKETCH COMEDY
Everything you should need to know about the auditions SHOULD be all here in this post. We hope everyone comes to check it out!
We will be bringing on a group of writer/performers, if you want to write for Hammerkatz but don't want to perform, please come to the audition and let us know you'd rather be a writer. If you want to be a performer, we will still be asking for a writing submission, however, we will take that into account.
Two things are required for the audition. One, we are asking for a writing submission from everyone. This writing submission (which should be comedy) can be anything ranging from as little as two one line sketch premises, or as much as 5 pages of scripted material. We're really looking at the basic ideas of what is submitted which is why we're happy to accept simple one line premises, however, if you've written before, we'd love to see a sample of your best stuff... just please try to limit it to five pages. Please either bring this to the audition, or email it whenever you're ready to hammerkatznyu@gmail.com.
The second part of the audition will be a performance audition. It will be a cold reading of two old sketches, you'll have some time to familiarize yourself with the sketches before the audition.
The audition dates and times are as follows:
Everything you should need to know about the auditions SHOULD be all here in this post. We hope everyone comes to check it out!
We will be bringing on a group of writer/performers, if you want to write for Hammerkatz but don't want to perform, please come to the audition and let us know you'd rather be a writer. If you want to be a performer, we will still be asking for a writing submission, however, we will take that into account.
Two things are required for the audition. One, we are asking for a writing submission from everyone. This writing submission (which should be comedy) can be anything ranging from as little as two one line sketch premises, or as much as 5 pages of scripted material. We're really looking at the basic ideas of what is submitted which is why we're happy to accept simple one line premises, however, if you've written before, we'd love to see a sample of your best stuff... just please try to limit it to five pages. Please either bring this to the audition, or email it whenever you're ready to hammerkatznyu@gmail.com.
The second part of the audition will be a performance audition. It will be a cold reading of two old sketches, you'll have some time to familiarize yourself with the sketches before the audition.
The audition dates and times are as follows:
TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 16TH
8 PM - 10 PM
KIMMEL ROOM 804
WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 17TH
8 PM - 10 PM
KIMMEL ROOM 912
THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 18TH
10 PM - 12 MIDNIGHT
KIMMEL ROOM 907
FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 19TH
10 PM - 12 MIDNIGHT
KIMMEL ROOM 909
Please pay attention to the fact that the times are different on different days, and that each audition date is in a different room. Please send the writing submission NO LATER than midnight on Friday, September 19th. You only need to come to one audition date.
During the weekend following Friday, September 19th, we will be holding a fast round of callbacks and will be immediately bringing people onto the group by the following week.
Any other questions, comments, or really anything you want to talk about, email hammerkatznyu@gmail.com
Thank you so much and I hope to see you all at the auditions.
-HammerkatzNYU
8 PM - 10 PM
KIMMEL ROOM 804
WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 17TH
8 PM - 10 PM
KIMMEL ROOM 912
THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 18TH
10 PM - 12 MIDNIGHT
KIMMEL ROOM 907
FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 19TH
10 PM - 12 MIDNIGHT
KIMMEL ROOM 909
Please pay attention to the fact that the times are different on different days, and that each audition date is in a different room. Please send the writing submission NO LATER than midnight on Friday, September 19th. You only need to come to one audition date.
During the weekend following Friday, September 19th, we will be holding a fast round of callbacks and will be immediately bringing people onto the group by the following week.
Any other questions, comments, or really anything you want to talk about, email hammerkatznyu@gmail.com
Thank you so much and I hope to see you all at the auditions.
-HammerkatzNYU
Tuesday, August 19, 2008
BEST OF HAMMERKATZNYU SHOW!!!!
This year's Orientation show is coming! The best sketches from all of last year in one incredible mind blowing show! Mixing stage sketches with filmed sketches, HammerkatzNYU has been NYU's sketch comedy group for more than 6 years now.
Come see what we're all about!
FRESHMAN ORIENTATION SHOW
FREE!!!!!!!!!!!
August 28th, shows at 8:30 pm or 10:30 pm
10th floor of Kimmel Building (4th st, center of Washington Sq park, at Sullivan)
(Non-NYU admitted with gov't ID)
Come see what we're all about!
FRESHMAN ORIENTATION SHOW
FREE!!!!!!!!!!!
August 28th, shows at 8:30 pm or 10:30 pm
10th floor of Kimmel Building (4th st, center of Washington Sq park, at Sullivan)
(Non-NYU admitted with gov't ID)
Saturday, April 05, 2008
HAMMERKATZ NYU HAS AN ALL NEW HILARIOUS VIDEO
Check out our most recent video
Send it to your friends!
The Hammerkatz Historical Society Presents: Famous Instant Messages Throughout Time
HammerkatzNYU will be back with ALL NEW FREE shows next year!!
If you are interested in comedy, writing, performing or otherwise, we will be holding auditions at the beginning of next year. Any questions, please email hammerkatznyu@gmail.com
Send it to your friends!
The Hammerkatz Historical Society Presents: Famous Instant Messages Throughout Time
HammerkatzNYU will be back with ALL NEW FREE shows next year!!
If you are interested in comedy, writing, performing or otherwise, we will be holding auditions at the beginning of next year. Any questions, please email hammerkatznyu@gmail.com
Sunday, February 10, 2008
ALL NEW FREE HAMMERKATZ SHOW FRIDAY NIGHT!!!
HAMMERKATZ IS BACK AFTER A THREE WEEK BREAK AND WE'VE GOT AN ALL NEW FREE SKETCH COMEDY SHOW READY TO MAKE YOU LAUGH!
KIMMEL 8TH FLOOR
SHOWS AT 9 AND 11
FRIDAY FEBRUARY 15TH!!!
FREE!!!
Already sick of your classes? Come forget your worries and laugh along with your closest friends.
(non nyu admitted with gov't ID)
KIMMEL 8TH FLOOR
SHOWS AT 9 AND 11
FRIDAY FEBRUARY 15TH!!!
FREE!!!
Already sick of your classes? Come forget your worries and laugh along with your closest friends.
(non nyu admitted with gov't ID)
Saturday, January 26, 2008
ALL NEW FREE HAMMERKATZ SHOW TONIGHT (Kimmel 9th floor at 9 and 11)
HAMMERKATZ IS BACK AFTER A KICKASS WINTER BREAK AND WE'VE GOT AN ALL NEW FREE SKETCH COMEDY SHOW READY TO START OFF THE NEW SEMESTER!
KIMMEL 9TH FLOOR
SHOWS AT 9 AND 11
SATURDAY JANUARY 26TH (TONIGHT!!!)
FREE!!!
Stop worrying about the semester ahead and come enjoy a free night of hilarious comedy.
(non nyu admitted with gov't ID)
KIMMEL 9TH FLOOR
SHOWS AT 9 AND 11
SATURDAY JANUARY 26TH (TONIGHT!!!)
FREE!!!
Stop worrying about the semester ahead and come enjoy a free night of hilarious comedy.
(non nyu admitted with gov't ID)
Sunday, November 04, 2007
HAMMERKATZNYU HAS AN ALL NEW VIDEO!
Thanks to everyone who came to the November show, we had an awesome time doing it.
Check out our new video below. Send it to your friends.
Jack's Disease
We'll be having a new show in December, check back soon for updates.
-HammerkatzNYU
Check out our new video below. Send it to your friends.
Jack's Disease
We'll be having a new show in December, check back soon for updates.
-HammerkatzNYU
Sunday, October 28, 2007
HAMMERKATZNYU'S ALL NEW FREE NOVEMBER SHOW!!!!
That's right. We're back.
Some people have said: "Really? Already? Didn't they just have a show?" Well yes, we did. We're a little weird about that.
THIS SHOW IS ON THE 7TH FLOOR OF THE SILVER CENTER (NOT in the Kimmel Building as it usually is)
On November 2nd, at 9 and 11 HammerkatzNYU has an ALL NEW FREE HILARIOUS SHOW!!!
Bring all of your friends... all of them.
Non-NYU admitted with gov't ID.
Some people have said: "Really? Already? Didn't they just have a show?" Well yes, we did. We're a little weird about that.
THIS SHOW IS ON THE 7TH FLOOR OF THE SILVER CENTER (NOT in the Kimmel Building as it usually is)
On November 2nd, at 9 and 11 HammerkatzNYU has an ALL NEW FREE HILARIOUS SHOW!!!
Bring all of your friends... all of them.
Non-NYU admitted with gov't ID.
Saturday, October 06, 2007
Wednesday, September 26, 2007
HAMMERKATZNYU'S FIRST ALL NEW FREE SHOW OF THE YEAR!
Here it comes!
On Friday October 5th
On the 8th Floor of the Kimmel Building
At 9 PM and 11 PM
There will be sketch comedy
There will be t-shirts
It will be free
You will be there
On Friday October 5th
On the 8th Floor of the Kimmel Building
At 9 PM and 11 PM
There will be sketch comedy
There will be t-shirts
It will be free
You will be there
Wednesday, August 29, 2007
HAMMERKATZ FILMS ARE BACK
To see HammerkatzNYU'S new film sketch, click on this link:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=MaMVmeeR05E
Check back soon for more awesome sketch!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=MaMVmeeR05E
Check back soon for more awesome sketch!
Friday, June 15, 2007
ORIENTATION SHOW!!!!
Get ready!
On TUESDAY, AUGUST 28TH, AT 9 AND 11, HammerkatzNYU will be performing a "best of 06'-07'" show at NYU'S welcome week. It's on the 10th floor of the Kimmel building.
After a summer away, HammerkatzNYU is coming back with a huge BANG!
T-SHIRTS WILL BE AVAILABLE!
Things are about to get good.
On TUESDAY, AUGUST 28TH, AT 9 AND 11, HammerkatzNYU will be performing a "best of 06'-07'" show at NYU'S welcome week. It's on the 10th floor of the Kimmel building.
After a summer away, HammerkatzNYU is coming back with a huge BANG!
T-SHIRTS WILL BE AVAILABLE!
Things are about to get good.
Friday, March 30, 2007
HAMMERKATZ NYU'S FINAL SHOW OF THE YEAR!
Are you excited? No? Why? You should be.
The final show of the year promises to be Hammerkatz NYU's best!
Everyone should be planning to come to this show. It's on the 8th floor of the Kimmel building on Saturday April 7th, shows at 9 pm and 11 pm.
BRING YOUR FRIENDS! And have those friends bring their friends.
It's a Saturday night and Hammerkatz NYU is having an all new, awesome, hilarious, FREE sketch comedy show! What are you going to do?
Enjoy some sketch comedy. That's what.
The final show of the year promises to be Hammerkatz NYU's best!
Everyone should be planning to come to this show. It's on the 8th floor of the Kimmel building on Saturday April 7th, shows at 9 pm and 11 pm.
BRING YOUR FRIENDS! And have those friends bring their friends.
It's a Saturday night and Hammerkatz NYU is having an all new, awesome, hilarious, FREE sketch comedy show! What are you going to do?
Enjoy some sketch comedy. That's what.
Saturday, March 03, 2007
ALL NEW FREE SHOW, SATURDAY APRIL 7TH
Hammerkatz NYU is back already. Yes, we just finished a show, but we really really like sketch comedy, so we're doing another all new show on APRIL 7TH AT 9 PM AND 11 PM ON THE 8TH FLOOR OF KIMMEL! Although Silver can be a fun place to be, too many people really don't want to remember that class I took.
We at Hammerkatz thought of something that might be fun, take any random line of dialogue from a sketch and try to find a way to make it fit in real life. Example from March show, "You guys are lucky, there's a unicorn being raped across town." Choose your own in the April show.
Also, feel free to create as many facebook groups as possible about specific lines of dialogue from our sketches.
HAMMERKATZ NYU
ALL NEW SKETCH COMEDY
SATURDAY APRIL 7TH
SHOWS AT 9 PM AND 11 PM
8TH FLOOR OF KIMMEL (SHORIN)
(No tickets necessary, non-NYU admitted with gov't ID)
We at Hammerkatz thought of something that might be fun, take any random line of dialogue from a sketch and try to find a way to make it fit in real life. Example from March show, "You guys are lucky, there's a unicorn being raped across town." Choose your own in the April show.
Also, feel free to create as many facebook groups as possible about specific lines of dialogue from our sketches.
HAMMERKATZ NYU
ALL NEW SKETCH COMEDY
SATURDAY APRIL 7TH
SHOWS AT 9 PM AND 11 PM
8TH FLOOR OF KIMMEL (SHORIN)
(No tickets necessary, non-NYU admitted with gov't ID)
Saturday, February 24, 2007
ALL NEW FREE SHOW, SATURDAY MARCH 3RD
ALL NEW SKETCH COMEDY ON SATURDAY MARCH 3RD
7TH FLOOR OF SILVER CENTER, NOT 8TH FLOOR OF KIMMEL AS USUAL
SHOWS AT 9 PM AND 11 PM
If you've been saying to yourself, how can I have an incredible Saturday night in New York, but not pay any money? I'm here to tell you, all you have to do is not eat, and go to a Hammerkatz show. Because both of those are FREE! Coming up before you know it, THIS SATURDAY at the 7th floor of SILVER CENTER, at 9 PM and 11 PM, HammerkatzNYU has all new sketch comedy for your enjoyment.
No tickets necessary, just show up for the funny. Non-NYU admitted with gov't issued ID.
7TH FLOOR OF SILVER CENTER, NOT 8TH FLOOR OF KIMMEL AS USUAL
SHOWS AT 9 PM AND 11 PM
If you've been saying to yourself, how can I have an incredible Saturday night in New York, but not pay any money? I'm here to tell you, all you have to do is not eat, and go to a Hammerkatz show. Because both of those are FREE! Coming up before you know it, THIS SATURDAY at the 7th floor of SILVER CENTER, at 9 PM and 11 PM, HammerkatzNYU has all new sketch comedy for your enjoyment.
No tickets necessary, just show up for the funny. Non-NYU admitted with gov't issued ID.
Thursday, February 15, 2007
Montessori
Today in my performance art practicum (and yes, it's just as the title suggests), we had to think of a story when we first realized that boys and girls were "different." I was thinking about my childhood and the progressive Montessori preschool I attended, when I suddenly remembered the way the bathrooms were set up: boys and girls did their business in the same bathroom. Not only that, but there were no partitions on the toilets. So for a straight year, I watched every single one of my peers go wee wee. I would literally be sitting on the pot next to my guy friend taking a piss, and we'd just be chatting it up about Ninja Turtles. Looking back, the Tisch student in me is like, "Oh! Awesome! They were raising us in an embarassment-free atmosphere," but the more logical part in me wonders, "How was Montessori not sued?" and "Did this greatly affect/traumatize me in any way?" I don't remember getting to kindergarten and having trouble adapting to the sudden privacy of the "little girl's room," so I can rest assured that, traumatizing or not, my progressive preschool didn't hinder me from adapting to the more regular rules of society.
So...can I watch you take a piss?
So...can I watch you take a piss?
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