BEST OF HAMMERKATZNYU SHOW!!!!

This year's Orientation show is coming! The best sketches from all of last year in one incredible mind blowing show! Mixing stage sketches with filmed sketches, HammerkatzNYU has been NYU's sketch comedy group for more than 6 years now.

Come see what we're all about!

FRESHMAN ORIENTATION SHOW
FREE!!!!!!!!!!!
August 28th, shows at 8:30 pm or 10:30 pm 
10th floor of Kimmel Building (4th st, center of Washington Sq park, at Sullivan)
(Non-NYU admitted with gov't ID)

HAMMERKATZ NYU HAS AN ALL NEW HILARIOUS VIDEO

Check out our most recent video

Send it to your friends!

The Hammerkatz Historical Society Presents: Famous Instant Messages Throughout Time

HammerkatzNYU will be back with ALL NEW FREE shows next year!!

If you are interested in comedy, writing, performing or otherwise, we will be holding auditions at the beginning of next year. Any questions, please email hammerkatznyu@gmail.com

ALL NEW FREE HAMMERKATZ SHOW FRIDAY NIGHT!!!

HAMMERKATZ IS BACK AFTER A THREE WEEK BREAK AND WE'VE GOT AN ALL NEW FREE SKETCH COMEDY SHOW READY TO MAKE YOU LAUGH!

KIMMEL 8TH FLOOR
SHOWS AT 9 AND 11
FRIDAY FEBRUARY 15TH!!!
FREE!!!

Already sick of your classes? Come forget your worries and laugh along with your closest friends.

(non nyu admitted with gov't ID)

ALL NEW FREE HAMMERKATZ SHOW TONIGHT (Kimmel 9th floor at 9 and 11)

HAMMERKATZ IS BACK AFTER A KICKASS WINTER BREAK AND WE'VE GOT AN ALL NEW FREE SKETCH COMEDY SHOW READY TO START OFF THE NEW SEMESTER!

KIMMEL 9TH FLOOR
SHOWS AT 9 AND 11
SATURDAY JANUARY 26TH (TONIGHT!!!)
FREE!!!

Stop worrying about the semester ahead and come enjoy a free night of hilarious comedy.

(non nyu admitted with gov't ID)

HAMMERKATZNYU HAS AN ALL NEW VIDEO!

Thanks to everyone who came to the November show, we had an awesome time doing it.

Check out our new video below. Send it to your friends.

Jack's Disease

We'll be having a new show in December, check back soon for updates.

-HammerkatzNYU

HAMMERKATZNYU'S ALL NEW FREE NOVEMBER SHOW!!!!

That's right. We're back.

Some people have said: "Really? Already? Didn't they just have a show?" Well yes, we did. We're a little weird about that.

THIS SHOW IS ON THE 7TH FLOOR OF THE SILVER CENTER (NOT in the Kimmel Building as it usually is)

On November 2nd, at 9 and 11 HammerkatzNYU has an ALL NEW FREE HILARIOUS SHOW!!!

Bring all of your friends... all of them.

Non-NYU admitted with gov't ID.

NEW FILM SKETCH

Check it out!

New Sketch: Not So Fast

Tell your friends.

HAMMERKATZNYU'S FIRST ALL NEW FREE SHOW OF THE YEAR!

Here it comes!

On Friday October 5th

On the 8th Floor of the Kimmel Building

At 9 PM and 11 PM

There will be sketch comedy

There will be t-shirts

It will be free

You will be there

HAMMERKATZ FILMS ARE BACK

To see HammerkatzNYU'S new film sketch, click on this link:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=MaMVmeeR05E

Check back soon for more awesome sketch!

ORIENTATION SHOW!!!!

Get ready!

On TUESDAY, AUGUST 28TH, AT 9 AND 11, HammerkatzNYU will be performing a "best of 06'-07'" show at NYU'S welcome week. It's on the 10th floor of the Kimmel building.

After a summer away, HammerkatzNYU is coming back with a huge BANG!

T-SHIRTS WILL BE AVAILABLE!


Things are about to get good.

HAMMERKATZ NYU'S FINAL SHOW OF THE YEAR!

Are you excited? No? Why? You should be.

The final show of the year promises to be Hammerkatz NYU's best!

Everyone should be planning to come to this show. It's on the 8th floor of the Kimmel building on Saturday April 7th, shows at 9 pm and 11 pm.

BRING YOUR FRIENDS! And have those friends bring their friends.

It's a Saturday night and Hammerkatz NYU is having an all new, awesome, hilarious, FREE sketch comedy show! What are you going to do?

Enjoy some sketch comedy. That's what.

ALL NEW FREE SHOW, SATURDAY APRIL 7TH

Hammerkatz NYU is back already. Yes, we just finished a show, but we really really like sketch comedy, so we're doing another all new show on APRIL 7TH AT 9 PM AND 11 PM ON THE 8TH FLOOR OF KIMMEL! Although Silver can be a fun place to be, too many people really don't want to remember that class I took.

We at Hammerkatz thought of something that might be fun, take any random line of dialogue from a sketch and try to find a way to make it fit in real life. Example from March show, "You guys are lucky, there's a unicorn being raped across town." Choose your own in the April show.

Also, feel free to create as many facebook groups as possible about specific lines of dialogue from our sketches.


HAMMERKATZ NYU

ALL NEW SKETCH COMEDY

SATURDAY APRIL 7TH

SHOWS AT 9 PM AND 11 PM

8TH FLOOR OF KIMMEL (SHORIN)


(No tickets necessary, non-NYU admitted with gov't ID)

ALL NEW FREE SHOW, SATURDAY MARCH 3RD

ALL NEW SKETCH COMEDY ON SATURDAY MARCH 3RD

7TH FLOOR OF SILVER CENTER, NOT 8TH FLOOR OF KIMMEL AS USUAL

SHOWS AT 9 PM AND 11 PM

If you've been saying to yourself, how can I have an incredible Saturday night in New York, but not pay any money? I'm here to tell you, all you have to do is not eat, and go to a Hammerkatz show. Because both of those are FREE! Coming up before you know it, THIS SATURDAY at the 7th floor of SILVER CENTER, at 9 PM and 11 PM, HammerkatzNYU has all new sketch comedy for your enjoyment.

No tickets necessary, just show up for the funny. Non-NYU admitted with gov't issued ID.

Montessori

Today in my performance art practicum (and yes, it's just as the title suggests), we had to think of a story when we first realized that boys and girls were "different." I was thinking about my childhood and the progressive Montessori preschool I attended, when I suddenly remembered the way the bathrooms were set up: boys and girls did their business in the same bathroom. Not only that, but there were no partitions on the toilets. So for a straight year, I watched every single one of my peers go wee wee. I would literally be sitting on the pot next to my guy friend taking a piss, and we'd just be chatting it up about Ninja Turtles. Looking back, the Tisch student in me is like, "Oh! Awesome! They were raising us in an embarassment-free atmosphere," but the more logical part in me wonders, "How was Montessori not sued?" and "Did this greatly affect/traumatize me in any way?" I don't remember getting to kindergarten and having trouble adapting to the sudden privacy of the "little girl's room," so I can rest assured that, traumatizing or not, my progressive preschool didn't hinder me from adapting to the more regular rules of society.


So...can I watch you take a piss?

ALL NEW FREE MARCH SHOW!

THE DATE IS TENTATIVELY MARCH 10TH

THE SHOW MAY BE EARLIER THAT WEEK

CHECK BACK SOON FOR UPDATES!

ALL NEW FREE SHOW, FRIDAY FEBRUARY 9TH

Look, we all know you want to see Norbit and sure, it's opening on Friday February 9th, the same day as the ALL NEW HAMMERKATZ SKETCH COMEDY SHOW. But people, you can see Norbit on Saturday, you can only see Hammerkatz on Friday AT 9 PM AND 11 PM ON THE 8TH FLOOR OF KIMMEL. So while it may be difficult, please try to restrain from seeing Norbit the moment it comes out, because HammerkatzNYU has got some original sketch comedy for you.


HAMMERKATZ NYU

ALL NEW SKETCH COMEDY

8TH FLOOR OF KIMMEL

FRIDAY FEBRUARY 9TH

9 PM

AND

11 PM

FRIDAY THE 13TH!

ALL NEW HAMMERKATZ SHOW

FRIDAY, OCTOBER 13TH

9PM AND 11PM

KIMMEL 8TH FLOOR

GET READY, BABY.

a new year!

hello all of you hammerkittens out there..
well another year has started, the leaves are about to change, and with that comes a whole bunch of brand new FREE sketch comedy shows from your loyal lover - HammerkatzNYU..
some important news:
THIS SATURDAY AND SUNDAY Sept. 23rd and 24th at 1:30pm we will be holding AUDITIONS! Think you have what it takes? Want to join us and perform for hundreds of people on a monthly basis? Then get your ass to the 8th floor of the Kimmel center on one of those dates. We'll see you there, beautiful.
THE FIRST SHOW OF THE YEAR! Friday, October 13th - 9pm and 11pm -- 8th floor Kimmel. FRIDAY THE 13TH?!?! Damn straight. Be prepared for the ladder conveniently placed in front of the entrance. We're totally not superstitious.
So mark your calendars - here's to a great 2006-2007!
<3

IMPORTANT:: DATE CHANGE!

hey all -

there's been a date change for our april show:

NOTE: Friday, April 28th 10pm and 11pm

NOTE: SILVER 7th FLOOR
see you there!

you've just been served by baryshniKILL.

here's a little sneak peek of the april show..




not to be missed. k here's a few from the last show :
this new ipod is weird.

matt is softly saying.. "i will take you home tonight.." - no, really. don't put hammerkatz in front of mics - seriously way too many bits occur before shows. no rehearsals - just bits over the mic.

SEE YOU FRIDAY!
<3baryshnikill