a new year!

hello all of you hammerkittens out there..
well another year has started, the leaves are about to change, and with that comes a whole bunch of brand new FREE sketch comedy shows from your loyal lover - HammerkatzNYU..
some important news:
THIS SATURDAY AND SUNDAY Sept. 23rd and 24th at 1:30pm we will be holding AUDITIONS! Think you have what it takes? Want to join us and perform for hundreds of people on a monthly basis? Then get your ass to the 8th floor of the Kimmel center on one of those dates. We'll see you there, beautiful.
THE FIRST SHOW OF THE YEAR! Friday, October 13th - 9pm and 11pm -- 8th floor Kimmel. FRIDAY THE 13TH?!?! Damn straight. Be prepared for the ladder conveniently placed in front of the entrance. We're totally not superstitious.
So mark your calendars - here's to a great 2006-2007!
<3

IMPORTANT:: DATE CHANGE!

hey all -

there's been a date change for our april show:

NOTE: Friday, April 28th 10pm and 11pm

NOTE: SILVER 7th FLOOR
see you there!

you've just been served by baryshniKILL.

here's a little sneak peek of the april show..




not to be missed. k here's a few from the last show :
this new ipod is weird.

matt is softly saying.. "i will take you home tonight.." - no, really. don't put hammerkatz in front of mics - seriously way too many bits occur before shows. no rehearsals - just bits over the mic.

SEE YOU FRIDAY!
<3baryshnikill

the show to end all shows..

or at least to end this year...

FRIDAY, APRIL 14th

9pm and 11pm

Kimmel - 8th floor FREE

you won't want to miss this.

saturday night's the night i like..

Saturday, March 25th

Kimmel - 8th Floor

9pm and 11pm

FREE

"the 2nd greatest show on earth."
i mean, we don't have tigers.



yet.

I think I saw the girl who works at Other Music smile...

Well, I figured it was about time for Sime to do a good ol' fashioned music post, doncha think?
I think so. Here we go!

I was at the always reliable Other Music today with some friends from Cornell (that school with the...gorges) and I got a good recommendation from one of them for this cd:

It's actually a four song ep called Farewell Forest by Telepathe.
If you're into Gang Gang Dance and Animal Collective, you might wannt to check them out. They're actually on the same label as Gang Gang Dance. The label is The Social Registry.
The friend that made the recommendation also said that pretty much every band on that label now is quite good.
I suggest you check out their website here and see for yourself. They have plenty of mp3s from all the bands. I suggest you check out The Telepathe song they have there and also the band Psychic Ills. They're pretty rockin too.
And if you haven't heard Gang Gang Dance, give them a listen while you're there.
Go crazy!

Alright, that's enough of that. I hope everyone out there in NYU land had a fun and reckless spring break. Now it's time to work. Stop smiling! Go to bed!

Peace.

dude, we spaced...

So we have it on good authority that some people showed up to Silver Center last Friday night looking for a HKATZNYU show that wasn't there. We were forced to postpone the show 'till THIS SATURDAY the 25th, in Silver 703, 9 and 11 PM. We're deeply sorry if you were one of those people who came on Friday...HKATZNYU owes you some ice cream . Come up after the show on Saturday and be like, "Dude, update your website...and buy me some ice cream." And we'll make that happen forthwith.

Speaking of ice cream, Donald Glover, Dominic Dierkes and myself are gonna be doing improv with NYU alums THE WICKED WICKED HAMMERKATZ on Friday night at Red Room at 10:30. The show is called "Drunken Ice Cream Social," and you get free ice cream and a free shot (if you're, y'know, of age) with your five dollar admission. Jhyeah! It should be a blast.

Love

DC

Camera whores.

My friend took some pics during the show.

I am here to share them with you.

And make dirty comments to your mother. Don't worry, she likes it.



Here's just some guys standing around. They're quite boring, I must say.



Doctor Kalgore is actually a real person. He lives in all our hearts.




I'm vain. So what.




Yoga soothes the soul. Or some shit like that...





This family is happy because they're rich. And they have a lot of things.


My friend only seemed to take pics when I was onstage. That's a shame. I would've liked a pic of dolphin sex.

Alright, now I must return to finishing up my final project.
Actions are a sonuvabitch.


Merry holidays everyone.

Drunk yourself stupid. You've earned it.

Top 20 Top 20 Lists List

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say that 2005 is no more so that I may post my Top 20 Albums of 2005 LIST!!

This list is only the opinion of me, Sime, and does not reflect the opinion and tastes of Hammerkatz NYU.



20. Awesomer - Blood on the Wall
19. Gimme Fiction - Spoon
18. Veneer - Jose Gonzalez
17. Runner's Four - Deerhoof
16. Picaresque - Decemberists
15. S/T - LCD SOundsystem
14. God's Money - Gang Gang Dance
13. Bloc Party - Silent Alarm
12. I Am a Bird Now- Antony & the Johnsons
11. Wind in the Wires - Patrick Wolf
10. Andrew Bird & the Mysterious Production of Eggs - Andrew Bird
9. Apologies to the Queen Mary - Wolf Parade
8. S/T - Broken Social Scene
6. I'm Wide Awake it's Morning/Digital Ash in a Digital Urn - Bright Eyes
5. S/T - Clap Your Hands Say Yeah!
4. La Foret - Xiu Xiu
3. Come on Feel the Illinoise! - SUfjan Stevens
2. Feels - Animal Collective

1. Takk... - Sigur Ros
To go along with the top choice is a breath-taking video for Glosoli. You should check it out. It is utterly beautiful. So is the song, of course.


Yep. That's it!
If you don't agree...I don't really care. Again, it's just my opinion. I have all those albums and don't talk shit unless you've listened to them.

As the Romans say "Yo, Saturnalia" and see you in 2006!

Sime is a music addict.

Since DC is doing some music posts I think I'll folow in his freshly made footsteps and do a little post about music now.

First off, DC isn't kidding about Jose Gonzalez. That man is phenomenal. I bought his cd today, along with two others.

The other two cds I purchased at Other Music (where else?) were Recording a Tape the Colour of the Light by Bell Orchestre and Awesomer by Blood on the Wall.

Both albums are top notch. Bell Orchestre is a band that includes a couple or a few members of the Arcade Fire. How would I describe them? Well, it's instrumental "post rock". It's quite beautiful. They're serene at times, and cinematic, and joyful, and droney, and autumn. Very autumn.

Go here to experience what I'm babbling about.

Now, Blood on the Wall is a different experience. They're just an...awesome rock band
with a female singer, but she shares singing duties with the guitarist. They're from this wonderful city as well, so...I suggest you check 'em out.

Click here to download Reunite on Ice by Blood on the Wall.

Wicked.



Shit, my laundry has piled up to almost a place of no hope. I will pay someone a reasonable amount of money to do my laundry. I seriously have no time or energy for this shit.

I can't wait till I'm rich and I don't have to do this crap.
I'm sure by then there will be robot housekeepers.

Fuckin sweet...like the Jetsons and shit.






Ya know?

Gobble gobble!!

Happy Turkey day everyone! Or if you're not inclined to be carnivorous, Happy Tofurkey Day!


I'm thankful that the bird flu hasn't hit those turkeys, eh?

I'll be leaving for California soon. I'll send you some sunshine if you so please. There's plenty to go around.



Au revoir.

balderdash!

i have been found out!
ah, tis well. any british boys out there - i am well schooled in your ways. feel free to ask me out on dates.

i must say dc, though you give me a hard time about liking feelings and 'sex & the city' - you seem to care about feelings as well mr. "i rated all the seasons of the O.C. with 5 stars" - i trust you're learning new ways to woo those california girls. carry on my friend.

in other news... the fourth harry potter movie was amazing.. though they did leave out many things that i hold dear (ex: rita skeeter as a beetle) i still very much enjoyed it. british boys - check. feelings - check.

alsooooooo i saw "walk the line" and knowing very little about johnny cash beforehand thought it was a great flick - reese did a lovely job, much better than i expected, and mr. phoenix sure learned how to be on drugs for extended periods of time. british boys? no. feelings - check.

well i ought to get back to my paper that i'm putting off. it won't write itself.. if only i had a quick quotes quill...

Evidence!

See, my last entry was true, I wasn't bullshitting you:














Oh man....I'm sure I was around there at that time....damnit.


I gotta see a video of this...

HOLY SHAMOLY!!!!!!!

Gah...

What. The. Fuck!

I can't believe this...happened:

"...Arcade Fire took their case to the people and played an impromptu acoustic gig on a New York City street late Saturday night. According to NYC scenester blog Brooklyn Vegan, Win Butler, Régine Chassagne, and Will Butler set up outside a Union Square subway stop around two a.m. and ran through a set that included "Neighborhood #1 (Tunnels)" as well as Pixies, Cure, and New Order covers. Now you know why people pay $1000 a month to live in a closet in that city."(Pitchfork Media)

I was in Union Square around that time...shit!!!


If anyone out there caught this impromptu performance and maybe got some pictures or something...send them my way!

My email address: Simester@nyu.edu

Watch out next week when Radiohead plays a quick set on the A train.







I can dream, can't I?!?

Facial hair is art,

This is the sole reason I haven't shaved in over a month:




This site rocks.

I'm definitely gonna take a shot at the freestyle. Maybe I'll construct the Last Supper out of my beard or a unicorn battling the Loch Ness monster.


Who's this guy fooling:


He's not even trying. He has to make up for his shitty moustache with fancy gold clothing and a fuckin hat to match.


What an asshole...



And this guy just plain scares the fuck out of me:

(removed 'cause it was too big -dc)

I don't think he entered the contest voluntarily. They just found him on the street, put a jacket and tie on him and set him loose.

Don't look at the pic too long or else you'll have violent nightmares.








SO next time you get the urge to tell me to shave, think about the honor and prestige I'll be getting when I present a wonderful construction of facial hair like this guy's:







Blighton 2007, here I come!

hammerkatz... killin' zombies

Pictures (top to bottom): Daniel kicked some zombie ass, "this is a rape!", dun dun DUN - "we look awesome", dun dun DUN - "shit we posed again", sime likes music and being bloody.

Yeh?!?

WOOOOOOO WEE!!

That was one hell of a show! I wanna thank everyone who came. We do it for YOU guys.

Especially the blood. All for you baby.

So here are some pics I took at a rehearsal for this show. Now you will know what goes on in the secret world of the Hammerkatz...






Old people are funny.


Brad likes to ruin pictures becuase he's a doo-doo head.


That girl isn't wearing any pants.


Harry does his Marlon Brando.


I think it might be both.


Mort. HAH!


It's not just fun and games folks.


Helen's a hussy.


She don't fuck around.


Ahh, the memories....



So that's that. Thank you all again and be sure not to miss our next show, Hammerkatz on Ice: A Holiday Extravaganza!

Water is wet.

I am defying Lauren and writing a music post.

YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!!! I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANTS!!!!

Anywho, there's this band called Thee More Shallows and they have this album they was just released titled More Deep Cuts.





This album is very good.

What's it like you ask?

A little hard to describe, I say.
The music is very beautiful, fierce, and at times eerie.
The guy's voice is like a mix of...Ben Gibbard, Sufjan Stevens, and Jason Lytle of Grandaddy. He's likes to sing in hushed tone often.

But don't take MY word for it, listen for yourself kiddies!!!

"Freshman Thesis"

"2 AM"

Click em and devour. Then I suggest you get the whole album and have seconds, thirds, etc until you explode.

In a good way.



That is all compadres.




Hope to see you all at the show.

I will give you much candy if you come. It's right here in my van.
Just come on in.
Your mom? She told me to come pick you up. She's stuck at work.
You like lollipops? I have a lot of lollipops.
Yea...that's it....

syracuse is effing cold.

and not just the weather folks - soooo our trip to SU was this weekend and it was eventful indeed. many posts will follow i'm sure - but here's some pictures from our trip back today.
here's matthew driving (we almost died like 10 times)..
robbie, why art thou so afraid? tis only a silly english ki-nigit (yeah.. monty python fans)
yeah so.. vince the pizza prince is a tyrant - donald ended up paying $50 for a pizza. he took the better part of an hour.
who wants to work in a castle??
more pictures to follow..

Polaroids are rad.

This here photo is of fellow Hammerkatz members Alex and Rachel. They are admiring art. Or maybe they're laughing at it. You can't really tell from the back of their heads.


I hope this has been as gratifying an experience for you as it has been for me.



Expect more artsy pics from me in the future.





FIN